My shadow on a chilly day around the house ❤️
“As one man to another, Commander, I must ask you: did you ever wonder why I wore the lilac?”
“It’s a flower. Anyone can wear a flower.”
“At this time? In this place?”
When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
Imagine Mulder and Scully at a restaurant. Someone starts to have an allergic reaction to something. The person they’re with says, “IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE?!”
Mulder looks over at Scully in slow motion. The music swells. Scully rises.
Her time has come.
She is a medical doctor.
Monty Python - Secret Service Dentists Sketch [x]
Someone tapped Granny on the shoulder and a voice said, ‘Madam, will you kindly remove your hat?’
Granny turned around very slowly on her stool, as though propelled by hidden motors, and subjected the interrupter to a hundred kilowatt diamond-blue stare. The man wilted under it and sagged back on to his stool, her face following him all the way down.
‘No,’ she said.
He considered the options. ‘All right,’ he said.
|—||Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)|
Bumblebee on echinacea
Cat faced spider Araneus gemmoides as near as I can tell.
AS: yep it looks like a cat faced orb weaver alright :)
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one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher