I got you some Buff Girl Cap and Bucky ok
(I’m sorry for what’s about to happen here)
"Oh my God," Bucky says, words slurring a bit, "Oh my God.”
"Right?" says Steve, well and truly smashed on some sort of Asgardian something that Thor brought. "S’crazy, isn’t it?"
"And you just," Bucky says, gesturing wildly, almost taking out a lamp with his metal arm. "And then just - and you - and that’s it?”
"Yeah!" Steve says. He hauls Bucky along behind him. "C’mon, c’mon I gotta - you’re gonna love this, I swear, it’s the best part of the future. The best part.”
An hour later, Tony walks into the living room and asks, “Why does it smell like coffee in here?”
The other Avengers all point wordlessly towards the kitchen. Tony, hesitating for a minute, walks in to find Steve and Bucky laughing to the point of near incoherency, surrounded by what’s got to be at least twelve pounds of ground coffee beans.
"Oh my God," Bucky says, pressing the button. The electric coffee grinder rumbled to life, whirring as it shredded the beans to powder. "Steve, oh my God.”
"Right?" Steve says, waving his arms. "Right?”
I maintain that this is the pinnacle of my fandom contributions.
behold the descendant of the mighty wolf
a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
Last night, I dreamt that Cecil was teaching my yoga class. He kept trying to get us to do strange poses like, “partially blackened venison burger” or “ukelele sunburst.” None of us knew what he was talking about, but he was so excited and enthusiastic about teaching yoga nonetheless, bless his little heart.
good news, everyone: dogs
This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.
The coolness of this gif is beyond words.
I think I just fell in loveEven though this type of shit creeps me the fuck out
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