Mary Said So

hotsenator:

Stop putting jokes on the websites. I am using the internet seriously.

soyonscruels:

what amuses me most about ed balls day is trying to imagine what ed balls was actually doing typing his name in the tweet bar in the first place

was he trying to search twitter for himself? was he labouring under the misapprehension that he had to tweet @ himself in order to tweet at all? is he only capable of writing his own name? the possibilities are endless and i think that’s just magical

hopunk:

Friendship is not background noise to your love life!!!! Friends are not secondary characters in your romance plot!!!!

Fall in love with your friends! Treat them well! Treasure your friendships!

"Oh, you can do better than that. Give him the teeth, the whole personality."

euclase:

Gus Fring, drawn in PS.

euclase:

Gus Fring, drawn in PS.

believenthlie:

"And yet, on further inquiry, I find they know all the words to ‘When I’m Cleaning Windows.’"

-The History Boys

reverse-mermaid:

put that king back where it came from or so help me: a musical starring sir samuel vimes

blankd:

I’m sure this is what you watch my tumblr for.

gothamcityprincess:

THIS MADE ME LAUGH WAY HARDER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE JESUS CHRIST

gothamcityprincess:

THIS MADE ME LAUGH WAY HARDER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE JESUS CHRIST

coelasquid:

Look at this precious baby I found

"Where are you getting your juice?"
"My mom does all the grocery shopping."

aeromachia:

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

ehehehehehehehehe

i thought i was over it i’m not over it

bookshelvesofdoom:

annaflea:

So I read this story and just HAD to draw it. I can’t even remember the last time I did a comic… It was so fun! I’ll have to do more. :)

Original story by - angergirl

LOVE THIS. <3